Silver linings
By see lie - 31/07/2019 16:00
By see lie - 31/07/2019 16:00
By comeonnow - 25/09/2016 18:53 - United States - Coldwater
By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville
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By Noname - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States
By dannidoll93 - 15/06/2016 11:56 - United Kingdom - Redhill
Hi everyone-OP here. In answer to some of the questions: - My backpack is silver and pretty small. I use it instead of a handbag because I'm prone to losing bags that aren't strapped to me through putting them down and leaving them places. - The date was pretty standard- drinks and a meal at a cool bar. Nothing crazy in the backpack! - The doors are curved on the tubes here. In addition, we were literally packed in so close that I could have had full intercourse with like 5 strangers where I was standing. I thought I was clear of the door but apparently not. I laughed it off and she was very sympathetic. My head feels okay now but I did have a bit of a headache for a while! - Other than that, we had a fun date but we didn't really click and we've agreed to just be friends. Thanks for all the comments!
By Lonely, I am so lonely - 12/06/2016 13:41 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By 1942Ford - 07/05/2016 14:08 - United States - San Francisco
OP here - can't believe this got published! I kept the second nasty shake down and survived the scan, only to have cramps and diarrhea the whole rest of the day. I really know how to party on a Saturday, don't I? They did the scan because I've been having abdominal pain. Should have the results next week, hope it turns out to be nothing!
By joeshmoe - 15/01/2012 12:52 - United States
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By SeverelyAnnoyed - 31/03/2016 17:53 - Netherlands
By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville
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To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)