By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 00:47 - United States
The Top
By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States
By IntrepidPig - 10/04/2016 04:32 - United States - Albany
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Denial
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
It's called fashion, Susan, look it up
By Ari - 08/09/2018 23:30
By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin
Hide and Seek
By Hide -n- Seek - 16/11/2019 20:00 - United States - Grand Prairie
By Bad parenting101 - 08/01/2017 03:23 - United States - Denver
Evening routine
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By speaknoevil1 - 29/01/2016 06:03 - United States - Gainesville
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Hey guys! OP here. So let me explain what happened a little more. My friend and I are studying the same thing and the job is related to our field. I told her that I was applying there because I thought she would do the same thing if she would've found out about the opportunity. She only likes to take initiative when she thinks I'm going to be doing something that furthers my career and takes it like a competition. Anyway, she applied almost immediately after i told her and got an interview on the same day as I did. The mix up was due to a new intern mixing up our resumes since we came in at about the same time and we have similar backgrounds. The manager called and said he would handle it if I wanted to and I was about to say yes (because I was agitated on how unfair it was) and something stopped me. I didn't want to lose a friend over a job and she is quite grudgeful so I don't need that in my life. As fate would have it, I was offered an even better paid internship in Europe working along really great people and I couldn't be happier. Wow this is long but, anyway, thanks for everyone's advice!
Close call
By Purple - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Fremont
By I_Has_A_Fishy - 10/07/2012 19:33 - United States - Fort Worth
By MrsMusselLady - 24/04/2017 17:26 - United Kingdom - Huntingdon
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Lol no, it was my first weekend off after working 8 days in a row! I had gotten off work at 0700 and went straight home to that whole situation.
You got what you wanted
By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale
Stalking
By Idiot32 - 25/05/2019 02:00
By sciencetime - 10/12/2016 11:33
By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff
By whoops - 01/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Vincennes
The more you know
By Jeff - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village
By meghancuma - 22/09/2015 17:25 - United States - Springfield
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OP here, her kids were the best. That's the worst part of losing the job.
By SwoopingEagle - 09/06/2017 20:00
By TheVengefulGeek - 13/09/2015 21:28 - Canada - Hanmer
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OP here. Can't believe this actually got published. Insight time: we've been stuck in the little-to-no-money rut for a about a year now. The detergent we had smelled like hospitals and that weird plastic-y smell you get hit with at the dentist's office. We finally have enough money to get the stuff that has an actual scent instead of whatever "clean breeze" is supposed to be, so it's a small victory that is actually quite symbolic to us. Your comments had me laughing. A lot of you are right; enjoy the little things. You tend to miss out if you overlook them :)
By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 09:05
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This is my fml! So basically it was the very final vans warped tour, a 2 day event. I brought my tickets and at the door they said the ticket was already scanned. I called ticketmaster and they said they contacted the venue and said I could pick it up at will call. so I drive all the way back to the venue from my hotel and, no tickets. So I go customer service and pull up the order number, give them my billing address. The person "helping" me accused me of smoking something and trying to scam them even though I had all the proof of purchase. So on the second day of the event I go back and try again w my Sunday ticket. I was able to get in w that one. All the bands I wanted to see were playing on the second day anyway, so not much of a loss other than I paid for a two day ticket. also 800 miles from Seattle to Mountain View is nothing, last year I took a bus all the way from Seattle to Houston for warped tour. I still have no idea what got ****** up w the first ticket. But I still had a fun trip otherwise and I thought this was fml worthy so I posted it lol.
By AgentKoos_99 - 11/10/2016 07:52 - South Africa - Johannesburg
By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto
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By salmone - 16/05/2014 01:03 - Australia - Spotswood
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Follow Up: it is a national test, so he couldn't go to the bathroom, and I couldn't disrupt the test by speaking. I stood nearby and cleared my throat loudly, that seemed to work, and he emerged from his jumper (sweater) fairly quickly. I would say given that all he wrote on the test was his name, he probably did not do very well. Finally, there are some very nasty, judgemental people on here. Perhaps you should try to live a little more kindly and gently.
By bish_wut - 10/09/2016 20:15 - United States - Huntington Beach
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Hello, everyone! I'm the OP. I am so shocked/ excited this actually got posted! First off, thanks for all the kind comments, I smiled quite a few times haha. As for my friendless life, I am homeschooled due to many health problems I have, such as anxiety, so being home alone all day, it's quite hard to make friends. But I do realize I could do something about it instead of sitting here moaping. My birthday is in 2 days, so my sister is going to help me invite some neighbors and hopefully I can make some friends :) (#3 and #4, thanks friends :D) Thanks for the luck everyone, I think I'll definitely need it.
By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 13:32 - United States - Jacksonville
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Hi guys. I have some explaining to do. First off, she thought she had taken my computer as well. She was looking for it when she got home, trying to remember where she put it. Now, when she got home, I decided to put my pajamas on. As I went in my clothes drawer, I wondered if I would hide it there, then I decided I would hide it behind my bookshelf instead. This triggered a memory of me deciding not to hide it behind my bookshelf because it would be too perfect, thus too obvious. I then remembered where I hid it, walked over with such a feeling of idiocy, and found it. I completely deserved this