Opportunity knocks
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By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton
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By LaurenB - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Epping
By murtato - 20/11/2016 00:40 - United Kingdom - London
Oh, it was posted! Op here, my now ex put the towels on the radiator after showering. I can't describe how much I yelled at him after having to put it out. Safe to say I'm never letting him back in again!
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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 25/07/2016 21:28 - United States - Spokane
By swervelol - 04/07/2016 19:16 - United States - Milwaukee
Lmao op here! I didn't think this would actually get posted! Here's the follow up. I'm 17 and my brother just moved back home from Minnesota so he doesn't have a whole lot of friends here. My brother and I get along great I just thought it was funny that my mom didn't want my brother to feel left out so she makes me bring him with when I want to go hang out with my friends. It's pretty awkward for my friends and I but I don't mind as long as my mom doesn't expect me to start bringing him with me everywhere. He's 26 not 11!
By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 20:00
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett
By Dediti - 14/06/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom - Luton
Hey guys: OP here. You're probably right to a degree about it being my issue. I'm not the most confident, I gained a lot of weight and I was hospitalised 2 days before the wedding so I was pretty ill. On the other side of the coin the photographers insisted on some outside photos and it was raining that misty rain... so my hair and makeup were ruined. The photos are all very natural and taken as you see them, not much in the way of editing so flaws are there for all to see. The girls were lovely and I've seen some of their other work and it was stunning. I guess maybe I don't have a flattering angle! Some of my guests candids were alright so I'll use those.
By justinkoch - 09/06/2016 16:33 - Canada - Moose Jaw
For those who are wondering I didn't throw a party not only because my parents did not want me too, but because my friends are destructive when they drink and have you ever seen a party with out alcohol I also kept the hose clean so that hopefully they would trust me and I could throw a party in the future
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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha
By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States
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Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)