By blackonblight - 11/11/2015 11:23 - United States - Dover
The Top
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By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble
Probably for the best
By MissKaye - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Hendersonville
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I didn't mean to sound like I'm sulking. Just naturally the couples will stay together and have conversations that I can't relate to. This usually leaves me with no social participation and makes for a pretty boring day. I love both my sister's boyfriend and sister-in-law and don't mean to say that I wish either were gone. Also, our family has a very sweet, loving, and sadly high-maintenance dog, so it's probably for the better that I'm there to make sure he gets his medicines throughout the day. I hope that clears up the FML a little! Happy holidays!
Happy for you
By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent
By iAlissa - 24/10/2015 06:12 - United States
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Oh holy this got published. So, I promise he's not a raging douche. In all honestly, he had gotten a new video game, and I hadn't really heard from him all day. So I sent him a semi-nude picture of myself, and it was then that he responding. We joked around about posting it here, and it got published. I did tell him, however, that I understand he needs gaming time, but shouldn't neglect communication because he's gone for four months for Air Force training and I miss him!
By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka
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By ghostninja4593 - 02/12/2016 03:48 - United States - Council Bluffs
A like is a like, dude
By Anonymous - 04/06/2017 12:00
Can't be bothered
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By Senseless_487 - 16/09/2016 18:29 - United States - Pioneer
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Hey guys, OP here. While the music itself wasn't the worst thing in the world, and I did find out that Luke Bryan can be very funny, I found that the people who attend country concerts really aren't my cup of tea (I'm more of a pop punk/alternative kind of guy, i.e. blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.). To answer one question about getting punched, it turns out the guys behind me were very drunk and felt like messing with someone, and they picked me. So they each punched me in the head, and then one of them dropped the beer on me. I didn't have to do anything about it because the people around us kicked their asses and made them leave. And as to the people saying "suck it up," we all do things we don't enjoy for love, but when it crosses the line to physical violence and bodily harm, it becomes something that you can bitch about. She puts up with my geeky shit all the time without complaint, and I wouldn't have had a single complaint about spending my night at a country concert, but I went home cold, wet, smelling of beer, and in a lot of pain. I earned the right to bitch a little bit.
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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola
By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
Stabie genius
By Terrible Boss - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States
Sex work is real work
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By SeriouslyEvery - 11/08/2016 16:12 - United States - Truxton
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OP here. I assure you I follow directions very well. I asked and he told me AM, so I got ready until my brother, who also just started there, assured me it was PM
Apparently not.
By Dez - 26/11/2017 19:00 - United States - Anchorage
Mystery
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Weddings from hell
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By Anonymous - 12/07/2018 18:30 - India
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Hey guys. Sadly, the only things that stayed with me were a snippet of dialogue, entirely out of context. Like most dreams, it was more the idea of writing that was played out for me, the movie scene version. I felt the pride, the mental exertion, but chances are the dream didn't have any real writing in it. Just that word count at the top and the line "Those eyes looked in on me and all I was. They saw me, and they saw nothing. So now, they will see nothing. Forever." And the resulting crash from discovering it was all a dream is actually worse than the block itself. I'm not giving up, not by a long shot, but I doubt I'll be getting that story back, if it ever existed. But hey, I got an FML out of it!