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The Top
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A sand castle
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Sting operation
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I'm not paid enough for this
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Secret sex
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Alesana_pond tells us more.
Quickie
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OK Shaggy
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Bad hair day
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Always proofread before sending
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Knackered
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Help!
By technicallywroteabook - 21/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Grapevine
By NoWater - 21/09/2017 13:56 - United States - Milwaukee
Chelsea Schattner tells us more.
My first published fml! Hey everyone a little back story. The copper pipes where in the crawl space under the house. Easily accessible to everyone. The house sat empty for 9 years and was built in the 1940's with very little updates. I am remodeling it and thankfully there is home owners insurance on it. I am still out a chunk of money but not as much. The water was only on for a few minutes. The city turned it on and I opened the sink valve to no water. I could hear it but had no water. I crawled under the house and found the main cut off flush to the ground and all the copper gone. We turned off the water and called the cops and insurance. Damage total: $3,500.00
Hit and run
By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States
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By Code_Skull - 30/06/2016 06:53 - Netherlands - Vlissingen
Code_Skull tells us more.
OP here, turns out my boss was also late. Coincidences like this are called "luck" i suppose. about setting an alarm, i've done that but for some reason i slept right trough it. also, dutch trains are pretty crowded at the moment, so nobody thought about waking me up. until the next post thingamading i guess.
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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France
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OP here. The episode was the one w the kid and the piano I forgot what the episode is called. And it was near the end when it showed the pianos being played by hands that weren't attached to arms or anything. By "scared the shit out of me" was more like "it's ****** creepy nope nope nope nope nope." The visual just creeped me the **** out. And I skipped forward to the next episode lol. I don't really get scared by horror shit. I can eat a big bloody steak and watch Saw lol. In the end tho I ended up giggling because I'm a sign spinner and I imagined what it'd look like if a pair of hands were spinning a sign. All y'all's comments made my day tho xD