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By badmom - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Catharines
By badmom - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint Catharines
By Filingfordivorce - 18/05/2017 16:00
By AkaiKitsune - 17/06/2017 14:00
By anonymous - 13/09/2015 15:34 - Luxembourg
By ithappenswhenithappens - 03/07/2017 04:25 - United States - Gresham
By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont
By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01
By Coyote - 10/12/2017 06:45
By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City
By PerfectBoyfriend - 07/06/2016 16:38 - Belgium - Reet
By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States
By BackedOff - 10/11/2018 05:00 - Belgium
By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton
By ScarletSpirit - 10/08/2016 10:10
Hi there, OP here. We talk frequently on social media now and we still flirt a lot, now "have you hiccuped lately?" is our opening question to each other :)
By Seeyounarabish - 11/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Pearland
Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)
By Howhardisittoclosethefuckingdooryouidiot - 05/01/2018 09:00 - United States
By kinlin - 02/06/2018 19:00
By MrT - 11/06/2018 15:00
By Oops - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn
By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville
By zachhewett - 02/02/2016 22:53 - United States - Birmingham
By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00
By Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00
By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls
By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando
By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico
By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks
By Anonymous - 23/11/2017 14:00 - United Kingdom - Poole
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I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.