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By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 17:58 - United Kingdom - Wigan

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Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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Technicality

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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The magic of love

By robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01

Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Spicy

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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Best buds

By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By Agata - 21/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Monday 21 April 2014 2:02

Get out of that. Now.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:03

She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.

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sabine123_fml 5

Monday 21 April 2014 12:51

She uses sex for $$ Not love bail now

r4m2k 10

Monday 21 April 2014 12:57

Get out, fast. Run, don't look back. She's a train wreck waiting to happen.

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Monday 21 April 2014 13:25

Dump her.

6dandaman5 8

Monday 21 April 2014 19:19

Hidden profile hmmm

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Monday 21 April 2014 13:37

dump that *****

carbonbasedcynic 17

Monday 21 April 2014 13:44

right. why are you still with her again?

jh921971 10

Monday 21 April 2014 14:13

You gotta ask yourself, are you happy with the relationship? If no, get out of it.

superdom 12

Monday 21 April 2014 14:41

Leave her she's not worth it AT ALL

blobishness 8

Monday 21 April 2014 14:42

Leave bro. Now

JCal585 8

Monday 21 April 2014 14:49

Dude. RUN!

z3vil 11

Monday 21 April 2014 14:52

Time to get a new girlfriend...

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Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML

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