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By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 17:58 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Spicy

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of three years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no-no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

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By Cpt Colin - 03/01/2012 07:17 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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Technicality

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 07:10 - Indonesia

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By chao - 22/12/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of us getting married some day. She said she wasn't sure about me yet and that we may want to go in different directions soon. We've been dating for three years and I had the ring in my pocket at the moment. FML

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The magic of love

By robot lady - 23/09/2020 23:01

Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML

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By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Spicy

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 23/05/2015 03:44 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

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Best buds

By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By Agata - 21/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML

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coolcocoxxx 12

Monday 21 April 2014 2:02

Get out of that. Now.

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:03

She's probably sleeping with other men if she has that kind of double standard.

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ekwinoks 5

Monday 21 April 2014 15:45

I don't think you wanna marry her

Phoenix_fml 13

Monday 21 April 2014 15:59

run, bro

mrmaddman 9

Monday 21 April 2014 16:46

Run!!!! Don't look back!!

MelanieLove14 6

Monday 21 April 2014 17:50

Leave her! It's not right

siqdawg 9

Monday 21 April 2014 18:12

Ugh. Wutdafak.

6dandaman5 8

Monday 21 April 2014 19:18

Make a video of yourself jerking off and shooting all over her online strip show and then tell her to get lost

ksmkeys 3

Monday 21 April 2014 19:40

ditch her man!!

Km1490 20

Monday 21 April 2014 19:52

Run..

verenicesaysmeow 4

Monday 21 April 2014 21:27

She don't luv youuu

Fas4wd 13

Monday 21 April 2014 22:32

Dump the bitch!

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Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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Today, my old company merged with a new one. I was calling our old clients, and ended up speaking with a reporter who was investigating our company for fraud. I now have a meeting with the CEO tomorrow morning. I just started. FML

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