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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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xxasifxx 0

just let her go on the trip, then cancel the return flight, and when she calls to ask why she cant come back, say cause ur a greedy selfish bitch, oh and also mention that you took out all the money from your "joint" bank account

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

your mom's a ******* bitch. i'd lose so much respect for my mother if she said that.

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shannon92 0

i love both #7 and #270's ideas!!!!

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Professor59 2

I was going to say cancel the trip, but I like the idea of cancelling the return trip... and the cruise. If all goes well, you just pay to fly her across the country, and that would be worth it.

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RunZoneFive 0

That really sucks about your moms completely stupid rude attitude. I hope she smartens up

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hattar 0

how grateful of ur mom..wow! how immature

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DeeJayD 0

Cancel the hotel and the cruise. And the return flight.

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Snow_White_fml 3

wow! what a bitch! You need to change that ticket and go on that cruise yourself.

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