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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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cecilia_weasley 0

If you don't want to or cannot cancel the trip, let her know at least that what she is doing is wrong. Never pay for anything for her again.

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krazedoughnuts 0

idk how you could even call her mom, i feel for yu and your father... i say you should cancel her trip and wear the red dress right in front of her.

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Special_K 0

I bet she would've had sex in that dress if you let her borrow it.

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Nathaney 0

Why the hell do you pay for your mums tips? thats insane, especially as shes that horrible definately cancel the trip

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Mr_Cool72 0

Dont cancel the trip. only cancel her return flight

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666callnow 0

let her fly there and cancel the return ticket lamo

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abu3mair 0

if you paid for all that then u might as well given her the dress too

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itachisan 0

Many humans are like that. You do them favours and they don't say a word. When you stop doing favours, they unveil their ugly self and bitch you for not giving them things for free.

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