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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Dreamlite 0

Who's the mom and who's the child? Tell your mom to grow up and cancel her trip.

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Vehicle 1

I agree with number three.... But then again, she'll be out of your hair... let her go!

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TokiDoki23 0

I don't really think it's an issue about the cost of the trip vs. the cost of raising her daughter. It seems obvious that the OP was trying to do something nice for her mom and didn't exactly expect that type of reaction when she said she couldn't lend the dress. I mean her mom could have offered to take a different dress instead rather than blowing up her daughters face. Either way it's not a mature reaction from her mom.

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duchesse427 0

no offense but ur mom is a stupid old bitch

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missmishi08 0

sounds like my mom =] gotta love them =]

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dan81892 2

people like her are what's wrong in the world.

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nickk_v 0

your mom's an ungrateful little bitch. kill her.

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Katpants 0

I would say to cancel it, but then she'd be around, and bitchy. And no one wants that. But, yeah, your mom resembles my six year old cousin when I don't give her cotton candy to wash down the hot dog and popcorn at the circus. O.O What a mom.

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Gregiscool 0

I would have said, "I'm going to have sex in your bed while you're gone" but I'm a guy, so me and my dad never argue about what dresses we want to wear.

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ero_hime 0

if youre so greedy i do hope you do wat number 3 said ahahaha cancel that bitch's trip, thatll teach her, better yet, grab your bf and tell her plans changed!

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