By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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skulluks 0

I like the way you trained your dog. You should have a show on Animal Planet.

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kaylynn732 0

Lmao, I'm not laughing at you OP, but this reminds me of what my boyfriends brother says, "Doggy Eat Whole Apple?!?!"

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emariebake 0

time for a new dog. ydi for not training your dog to be on his game.

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ReginalUT 0

Shoot that ******* mut!

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cdude200 10

maybe you should take care of your dog better

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Kcorb90 0

An apple a day keeps the dr. away, I don't blame it

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Calyx_fml 21

That's because you are the alpha dog. Alpha dogs always lead the attack. Beta dogs follow. Either be the beta dog or grow a pair.

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Wezl8 0

This post seems fake. No mugger would try to go for some one with a dog. People are dumb but even stupid people fear.

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