By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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borirican70 0

well if you feed him on the regular then he would've protected you lmfao!!

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HTJ226 0

well at least u know the dog likes bein healthy

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a_traveler 5

That's why you don't get a damn dog.

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CoachLlama 5

Sounds like time for a new dog.

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peebrain34 0

he was probably getting u back for somthing

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Swissy321 0

HAHA LOL!!!!! DOGS WILL BE DOGS!!!!

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619warrior281 5

im not sure why, but i find this fml so adorable...

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boomsupersonic 0

It's not like he hates you or something. I have a dog who would've done the same, except instead of choosing the apple, he would try to get the mugger's attention because he loves meeting new people. He wouldn't have known that I was in danger because HE'S A DOG. It sucks that you got mugged, but don't expect us to feel sorry that your dog isn't Underdog.

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