By mugged - 20/03/2011 20:29 - United States

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML
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BLAZZZEEEDDD 1

dogs always go for food

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AlienX_fml 0

I usually bring an apple when i mug people. Just in case they have a dog.

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purplemnm 9

but dogs don't know what apples is!

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sepdps 0

It's called 'training your dog'. learn how

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pwnr69 0

maybe the apple was more worth it over the long run?

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dymedancer901 0

lol the dog didn't know any better.

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Krysten_Janette 0

Can u really blam the dog? If I was him I would go for the apple too!

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