By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Now you know why they never said thank you!!

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cumatmebro 0

Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.

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Track1991 0

Haha good times. At least it smells good.

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kombucha_fml 8

sometimes this "bless you" thing is boring me.

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BalletGirl16 0

Haha silly, but don't worry, when I hear an air freshener go off I actually get scared until I realize what it is XD

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TylerDirty 15

xD that's funny, but I can see how you could mistake that.

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kei1108 13

At least you're polite! ... How long were you in there?!

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

I wrote this FML for her. She did have an upset stomach that day and it happened in the school's bathroom. The air freshener went off every 5 minutes. She also has brown hair so she is not blonde. Just in case someone goes through the comments like I enjoy doing.

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ikilledaman 9

Lol, FYL. But seriously, if I were to turn this into a blonde joke or something, I'm sure it would get a good laugh xD.

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