By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Now you know why they never said thank you!!

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cumatmebro 0

Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.

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gabbyknight1 0

You must have been in there a while for it to go off three times

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bubo_fml 10

What if someone in the next stall was actually farting instead of sneezing...You'd be blessing beefs!!

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bobchickenfart 5

i dont get why your life would suck though...

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couteautm 1

How long were you in there to hear it so many times.

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franwins0827 7

YDI for talking in the restroom.

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toker714 0

ha bet you felt stupid after you realized that

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BluePanda13 0

at least you were attempting to be polite.

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Fooberry 9

Well...At least you're polite. ☺

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