By coleslaw - 03/02/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Now you know why they never said thank you!!

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cumatmebro 0

Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.

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hullaballoogrrrl 4

...She must have been in the bathroom for a pretty long time.

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leahhmariee 3

Atleast you were one of the few people out there trying to be polite (:

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sadeyes18 1

Haha happened to me once

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Vertas 10

those are at minimum 5 minute intervals. Hope you feel better after that lol

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Epichearts 2

Why is there so many YDI'S? So the op is actually polite unlike the rest of you bitches?

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Calyx_fml 21

Why do people still say that anyway? Does anyone really still believe that evil demons are entering the sneezer's nostrils and it's doing them a favor to bless them? YDI for perpetuating a stupid and useless tradition. It's best to say absolutely nothing. We don't need your blessings Your Holiness.

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Ergayles 9

We don't need your asshole comments either.

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