Intimacy: Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the...

By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:46

Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

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Rishy 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 5:26

I agree #137

thrillerbob 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:34

I would of been the same way but I eouldbof got up there with pride and let her know who is the boss

subarumustang 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 18:59

isnt it crazy how sometimes the hardest to get rid of boners are the ones where people are not naked...like if its the girl no one gets to see naked and u see her undies? or when the untouchable touches you... i was at this haunted house with my girlfriend at the time and we ran into a friend of mine that i used to have a crush on and her boyfriend...well they got everyone to line up on the wall and the second line lined up in front of us....well that girl being in front of me pressed her butt up against me and i got an instant boner...she just looked back and grinned.

xxmangokushxx 0

Monday 5 April 2010 11:29

Hell, you could one up everyone and ask the girl if she wants a ride on the love stick.

norwegianniko1 0

Friday 14 May 2010 7:06

you should have said "hold on, i'm pitchin a tent right now"

CardoorTheBard 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:12

Well, if you're well hung your life doesn't suck, nor do you deserve it. This is FML, not my life is average. Hell, I'd be proud to walk around in public with a hard on in basketball shorts, I got the gear, but not the shorts.