By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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Narutosuns2fan 12

You calling yourself 12 incher doesn't help with sympathy, if that's what you're going for

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girlgurlgerl 3

Hahaha and did they see your boner?:')

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6demon6spawn6 12

12 incher huh? quite the imagination youve got there

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miriamfrank 22

And this is why you don't wear basketball shorts.

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thatoneguy500 8

Good thing your dick is to small for them to notice.

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rorex 26

You got an instant boner from seeing her underwear? Christ.

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