Intimacy: Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the...

By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By Why - 29/01/2016 22:53

Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML

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By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By boner - 01/02/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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Sunday 15 March 2009 15:33

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

pinkfrenchrose 5

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:46

Gosh, I'm glad I'm a girl. ;)

Comments

AkeemKN 1

Friday 17 April 2009 2:11

Hate when that happens. :s Even if you have jeans it's still uncomfortable.

Redweezl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 14:43

Get Control MAN!!! hahahaha thats one thing you should consider when you wear anything like that..

RickyLedo 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:41

If someone sees it, I would wiggle mine around :D It happens during class to me all the time, but...its cause I need to piss...sooo. Mental powers :D

BussellRishop 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:06

you instantly got a boner from a thong? woww...

dslax08 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:03

belt tuck.....it hides it and it feels good... I almost blew a load in my bellybutton!! lol

DannyPenguin 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 16:46

lol, to quote eddie murphy "er... I'll take the zero!"

Honda288 2

Friday 1 May 2009 4:17

Yea us guys having that happens suck but that temporary. When girls have a period they are stuck with it for what is it a week or so? Haha we still have it better.