By Dang-ItsDanielle - 07/03/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML
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FML_allthetime 0

hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

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Recon_fml 0

This was a much needed laugh for the day Thanks! My wife and I do it doggy style all the time. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead. :P

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drunkendancer 0

hahahah kids say the darndest things! XD

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Vivelle 0

Lolz! haha, I'm wondering what everyone else in the park thought :P... Hopefully you gave her a talk later on D=.. so she doesn't go around asking for doggie styles in parks Lol XD

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WildBill1337 0

LMAO one of the funniest FML's ive ever read!!!!!!!!!!

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InspiredByGaGa 8

if you were a man, you'd be in jail right now.

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24788 6

Lol, that's horrible. I bet I've said that by mistake when I was younger.

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JHov42 0

lmao ur daughter is hilarious....but underdoggies was the best thing to do on swings

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curious_cat 0

One of the many reasons to love little kids (:

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Dunne147 0

I wouldn't say its a FYL, but it is pretty ******* funny (and embarrassing) oh well, like said before, kids say the darnedest things.

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