Kids: Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we...

By Dang-ItsDanielle - 07/03/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By lolmyfduplife - 24/12/2015 06:10

Today, I put my 5 month-old daughter in her swinging chair and walked into the kitchen to make her a bottle. When I came back, she was giggling because the dog was licking her face. It would have been cute, picture worthy even, if I actually had a dog. FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By kids say the darnedest things - 19/07/2014 02:56 - United States - Denver

Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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By Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2009 23:36

hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

Recon_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:26

This was a much needed laugh for the day Thanks! My wife and I do it doggy style all the time. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead. :P

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k10tree 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:01

Oh my, did everyone look at you?

silverling 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:34

You people who feel the need to point out "Not FML worthy" are just a bunch of sorry losers. You probably are all hurt because you sit here day in and day out coming up with FAKE stories that never get published.

Ohxcrap 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:28

hahahaha, too cute :)

deardaniel_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 22:02

where did she learn to say that? unless you've scream it in the house when you're doing the nasty

elle_fraz 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

lmfao that's hillarious... people understand though because kids say those things all the time :) loveed underdoggie

jaddy1294 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:32

hahahaha lmao #14

itsame123_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:40

whats doggie style?

xXCherrryBombXx 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 4:16

A kind of sex position..

xLittleMissPinkx 5

Saturday 13 October 2012 7:10

Same way dogs do..

dg72592_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:14

omg underdoggies were the best back in the day thats where its at

Heatstreak 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:45

lmao i can see child services call u soon

Inculta_Night 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:32

It's under doggie? I gues my parents never corrected us then and modified it because we always used to call it an "under duckie" haha. Ah well. Just keep correcting her, she will eventually forget that she called it "doggie style" haha.