By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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dannywilliams519 0

HHHAAAA!!! That's awesome! I hate cats too, but that's frigging hilarious !

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hollyspell 0

So, aside from the 10% of comments on here who are just as idiotic as you, OP, I'm glad you're getting what you deserve. Way to put your issues out there for all of us who aren't sadistic to scrutinize. Shame on you for terrorizing something so helpless!

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GothicAngel17 24

haha this literally had me laughing my arse off in front of the computer!! xD i love cats and I know for a fact that kittens are not helpless! This proves that too :) and my cats have done similar things to me

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awwweczzz 0

Who Dutch-Ovens a f*ckin cat?

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jimmy0332 0

Hahaha this just made my day

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Schiffy 18

Wow.... you know you fail when the YDI to FYL ratio is nearly 10 to 1.

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LifeisFMLSnGMHs 0

It's a nice illustration, but the guy looks more shocked and embarrassed than in pain when the kitten attacks him. I guarantee you, if a dude gets clawed in the nuts, you will damn well see the agony in his face.

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