Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Fentown_fml 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 1:54

...The ****? You're disgusting and deserve it!

fakkumairaifu 14

Friday 30 October 2009 18:40

WTF is with FMLs being edited/censored? This used to say "balls" instead of "nuts", and it was funnier that way too.

WhyworldWhy 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 3:47

seems fair to me

loveyahun 0

Friday 20 November 2009 3:34

Lmao dumbass

sayheyyybabe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:00

Now, instead of nuts, they say "happy sacks". Anyways, YDI, jerk. How would you like it if some giant who was 20 times bigger than you grabbed you, put you underneath their bed sheets, and farted in your face? I'm sure you'd be pissed, too.

Jeef27 0

Friday 4 December 2009 16:57

LMAO!!!! Well written hahaha!

Snowman747 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 11:32

Enjoy it , might be the only time your penis even gets near a pussy. You never know!

little_birdie 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:53

Haha- wow, i feel soo bad although i did laugh. 351 is right. anyway, i hope it hurts you asshole. you cud have smothered him. just think how bad you would feel if you smothered an innocent kitten by sitting on it??

jakeidk 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 7:23

wait a second you put a cat under the covers while your are (I'm assuming nude) and thoght it would what? not play with the danly toy?

LauraTheKiwi 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:41

Don't mess with the pussy. Or he'll mess with YOUR pussy. YDI. :D

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