How's life going? By Lewis - 14/12/2018 00:30 When life gives you lemon, it's often juice, directly in the eyes... I agree, your life sucks 299 You deserved it 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 116 You deserved it 54 748
Today, I finally found out my suspicions about my 12 year-old daughter were correct, and I don’t know which one is worse: She's had a boyfriend and has denied it for the last 3 months, or the fact that my partner thought it was a good idea to let it go on for this long without telling me. FML I agree, your life sucks 387 You deserved it 754
Today, my fiancé and I went on a tourism boat. There was drinks, food, and a Motown cover band. My man famously has no rhythm, but he’s out on the dance floor and all the guests are loving him. I didn’t dance, and everyone was looking at me like the wet blanket holding him back. FML I agree, your life sucks 330 You deserved it 1 189
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 353 You deserved it 2 684
Today, I was at the mall with my mom, when I saw a little pamphlet about a charity for abused children. I showed her and said I was going to donate a few dollars. She quickly said no, calling it a waste of money and muttering that the kids probably deserved it anyway. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 620 You deserved it 1 830
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 218 You deserved it 46 951
This is abusive to child.