Intimacy: Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex...

By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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Sunday 5 January 2014 1:56

Seems legit.

bradleysol 11

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:57

Maybe she was already pregnant...

Comments

bigmammajamma69 4

Sunday 5 January 2014 5:58

Run!

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 5 January 2014 6:20

Jerry! Jerry!

buttcramp 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 6:22

I hate to be "that guy" but it could happen.

glabberfasted 16

Sunday 5 January 2014 6:24

Don't worry, you're only the 50th "that guy" to suggest it here.

buttcramp 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 14:37

lol I realized this a little too late. there is a chance but if the condom OP wore was in good shape (not left in the glove box or wallet forever) then I doubt this potential baby belongs to him. i'm curious as to what the condom looked like after OP took it off, any precome inside it or completely empty?

Dcm210 19

Sunday 5 January 2014 6:23

Run

driinkbleach 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 6:46

I read in a birth control handbook the pull out method alone is %70 effective, not hugely effective but combined with a condom, which is %97 effective, what are the chances of impregnating someone?