Intimacy: Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex...

By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 737

You deserved it 7 583

By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 506

You deserved it 6 713

By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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You deserved it 4 988

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

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You deserved it 46 468

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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You deserved it 51 400

Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 630

You deserved it 9 955

I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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You deserved it 656

Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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You deserved it 1 187

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 666

By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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You deserved it 1 292

sjb_2015 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:56

Seems legit.

bradleysol 11

Sunday 5 January 2014 1:57

Maybe she was already pregnant...

Comments

xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:28

Same girl of the famous FML I'm thinking of that you are too now if you've ever seen it?

driinkbleach 18

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:45

So tired of people commenting how "it is possible for the condom to break and pre cum etc" ok for one, getting someone pregnant with pre cum, although possible, is highly unlikely. And getting someone pregnant with pre cum while wearing a condom? The chances are ******* astronomical.

saocrates 16

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:04

Yeah I get what people are saying but the odds are so damn small that he impregnated here. If somehow it is, consider yourself unlucky as hell.

ccdude14 4

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:13

Precome is JUST as virile. Period. Precome is NOT defined by virility but by timing.

Epikouros 31

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:39

The number of people having sex is astronomical, too, so the most unlikely things have happened.

TattooInvasion 14

Monday 6 January 2014 0:21

Woah, calm down. No need to get excited. But, that's the thing though: it is possible. It only takes one swimmer.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 5 January 2014 2:55

imagine if you hadn't wore a condom,, I'd be scared

wiccaantje 21

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:01

Let me guess, you had sex maximum 3 weeks ago?

RileyJames83 5

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:03

I think someone is trying desperately hard for you to stick around?!!

SecsNoises 6

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:10

Yeah, while I certainly don't doubt the possibility of you fathering it (any genital contact - ejaculation or no ejaculation, condom or no condom - bears that risk), her cheating on you seems a *tad* more likely. I think you two need to have an honest discussion.

doglover100 28

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:10

You can still get pregnant after having sex once. Condoms aren't 100% effective.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:29

I sure hope she's late...

pwnman 33

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:38

Even if you didn't use a condom and went in, it wouldn't make her pregnant in one second.

TattooInvasion 14

Monday 6 January 2014 0:24

Who said the sex was only one second? All he said was that he didn't cum. Could have been 45 minutes for all we know.

alfalfalaffa 17

Sunday 5 January 2014 3:40

There's a chance you could have pregnated her with your pre-seminal fluid (yes, that's a thing) but... It is way more likely she's bluffing. Especially considering you were wearing a condom. Maybe she got a sperm donor and wanted to pretend it was yours? Lol.