By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
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746278Ab 14

Congrats on being a dad!

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davincidasecond 24

So either you're the unluckiest sonofabitch I've ever heard of or she's a damn liar. I'm leaning towards the latter, get a DNA test.

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Meanmommy02 11

Or another idea she just thinks she is.. A lot of girls get paranoid about pregnancy after sex

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Donavon4321 5

all you need is to find out how far along she is and if it matches the same time you had sex the. it MAY be yours in some miraculous way but its possible

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pizzzah 9

wait you didnt get to cum? thats just terrible, fyl

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bjdog98 9

You do know that she can still get pregnant even if you were wearing a condom right? 0.e

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Weslu 4

Bro she was cheatin on you got pregnant and needed to have sex with you so you wouldn't find out

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seth7_ 22

She's either stupid, confused, or both.

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1947Chevy 17

It's possible so at least do a DNA test

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