Health, Gross and Kids: Fine, let her catch something

Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 09:30

Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By CA19oo - 27/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Grovetown

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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By McFuckYouTooCunt - 11/06/2015 13:44 - Australia - Bellevue Hill

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

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Nice family you've got there

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By ilook12 - 24/06/2015 03:23 - United States - Paris

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

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imdeborah 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:21

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

darnesey 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:17

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

Comments

hellzrydaz 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:17

thars how females (also referred to as, BITCHEZ) just are

lambiee 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:33

OP said the mother yelled at him for being turned on by an 8 year old. i think he used context clues to realize she was 8 years old.

frozenpandaman 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:16

paedophilia is a sexual orientation. there's nothing wrong with it. :/

indianabummer 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 18:33

Please tell me this was sarcasm, because if not you are grossly mistaken. How can you say there's nothing wrong with adults having sexual feelings for children, let alone acting on them?

DeservedIt 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:11

You don't understand: people who like children can't help it. I don't know if you could consider it and orientation or just a preference, but you can't chose what you like or dislike. What's wrong is that they act on it (i.e. they have intercourse with children). If they like children but never touch a child, then I'm fine with that. And for the record, I don't like children (well not in a sexual way at least). I just don't feel like stoning people for being attracted to children unless if they try to assault a child. They don't decide what they like, but they decide what they do.