Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 102
You deserved it 3 073

Same thing different taste

Top comments

imdeborah 0

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

darnesey 0

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

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meintx2001 1

OP should have walked away and not listened to her for 10 min. It just doesn't pay to be helpful in any way when it comes to somebody else's kids these days. Things like this are why a lot of guys won't do anything to help a child that is not theirs.

ooopfft! who wouldnt be turned on? :L jeezz the mother is over protective.

DizzyLizzy202 0

Snickerdoodle, It seems as though you comment everywhere. In fact, I got an account on here to just tell you this; Shut the **** up. People actually LIKE places like McDonald's and Sonic and Wendy's and Carl's Jr. You also need to stop being a bitch to people who misspell a few words. I have a friend who types in chat-speak everywhere. It pissed a lot of people off, just because she put 'u' instead of 'you.' But she's forced you use a goddamn Wii to use the internet. Some people just don't feel like typing up an novel. I hate Mcdonalds myself, ever since I saw the video of the four-year-old Happy Meal. But people can do whatever the hell they feel like. They are their own people. They do what they do, and suffer the consequences. Stop being such a self-righteous BITCH.

Yeah, it's called readability. You don't have to write a novel to make your post readable just make an effort to use proper spelling and grammar. See! I'm done and I'm certain you can read every word here.

that little girl was the one giving Ronald a happy meal

xundria 5

@115: If you're talking about the burger and fries that "don't go bad", it's because they're preserved. They are in a air tight and moisture free environment (the Lunch box) so they won't mold, and the salt and grease act as preservatives. Of course, next to a regular potato that's not perserved it looks horrible. I'm not implying that mc donalds is good for you, but that whole bit is a bunch of bullshit.

YDI for being turned on looking at an 8 year old