Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
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imdeborah 0

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

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darnesey 0

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

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marine10_fml 0

what state you live in il come find this bitch...

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SeraphElfen 0

you should of told the hitch to stfu, it's not your fault you got wood, I mean who wouldn't be turned on by an eight year old girl doing down on Mr. McDonald?

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Fabby_fml 2

@115 You could have at least waited until Snick said something bitchy before going on your self-righteous rant. Oh wait-

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buckeye1448 0

You should've told stuffed her face with a few more french fries until she was in a food coma and wouldn't give two *****

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trumpetGIRL12345 0

hey if a little girl wants to like weird things than it's their bussiness how did you know she was 8 years old or were you estimating??

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lambiee 0

OP said the mother yelled at him for being turned on by an 8 year old. i think he used context clues to realize she was 8 years old.

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cantholditin 2

It's actually spelled "paedophile" too. Look it up. And that's disgusting. Noody knows who or what has been touching that thing :/

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cantholditin 2

It's actually spelled "paedophile" too. Look it up. And that's disgusting. Noody knows who or what has been touching that thing :/

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