Love: Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention...

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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Farm life

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Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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writtenmusic 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

i'm sure he noticed you

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.

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Frank155 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:58

Wow

buttshapedfruit 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:06

lmfao!!! hahaha well, I'm pretty sure that got his attention huh? :D

gritz3 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:56

haha. that's halarious!

inmyroom 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:22

wow i actually got hard off of this.

dbjb40 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:41

Fail >:)

tina_xox 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:46

heyy, look at the bright side atleast u got his attention :)

Luvin_life_17 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:55

L0L real attention grabber hahaha

Xninasaurusrex 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:10

...slowly?

SirRender 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:42

The Bright Side: Now you have a conversation starter, He may even remember your name, or at least your face.

rawrimapenguin 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:03

why would you want to slowly sit down to get attention...? that sounds stupid.... just say hi :)

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