Health, Accident and Clumsy: Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 14:31

Of course you have. You're not suave.

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If you were seen, then FYL. If you were alone, that bruise on your coccyx is a "mystery".

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 1:54

If you were seen, then FYL. If you were alone, that bruise on your coccyx is a "mystery".

Sonotsuave 35

Sunday 18 August 2019 4:51

Hah I’ve done that before

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Sunday 18 August 2019 14:31

Of course you have. You're not suave.

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