Love: Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention...

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

i'm sure he noticed you

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.

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uxoriouswidow 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:25

Saying "Hi" would also have gotten his attention.

danielle8D 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:57

hahah. this wouldve been much better than getting her butt bruised

UKfan97 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:45

smooth move,, i bet he really likes you now...lol

Drummer389000 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:06

you know, you can probably catch his attention, by trying to start a conversation with him. that works.

pride90 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:08

ahahhahahahah ... sucks for u ... i bet u prolly want to avoid him for the rest of the school year :D

Benjamin91070 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:28

how is this fml you wanted his attention and you got it

sydneyanne 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:43

lol that's what happens when u try to impress

ergo_fml 13

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:05

Wtf is enticing about sitting slowly?

nates0210 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:22

who says he didn't like her?

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:33

unless this is s nude modeling art class then you fail because who's supposed to get attracted to watching a girl sit down??

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:48

Maybe the crush is attracted to girls with arthritis!

marcuss09 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:36

ASS!!!!!

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