Intimacy: Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:27

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

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Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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By Girlygal32 - 13/09/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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Glambert_lover 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:29

That's disgusting!!

damadrappa 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:43

Sucks

rcloca 10

Monday 29 August 2011 23:57

Hey ur the person who wrote the FML!

lyndz_20 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:18

OMG! Your dad's plain nasty,sick!!!OMG! Your dad's plain nasty,sick!!!

Emili_ho69 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:01

I laughed so ******* hard I cried rollen on the floor.

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:38

Vomiting.....fing gross

filomiir 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:45

WTF is wrong wit yall parents. I mean seriously! After reading all these FML moments..smh

maddie2015 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:48

Eww!

cheer4ever96 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:02

Baby Jesus! You and your dad need to have a talk, no joke.

zodeezo 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:16

YAH GO FRESH SWEATY BALL SMELL

tstevenson 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:41

Hahaha that is now a favorite

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