Intimacy: Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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henry14a 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:50

did u like the smell

slinginmac14 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:51

That sucks, but it some funny shit.

hogs3212 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:56

U got urself a stick of duck butter

a6h311h0und 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:06

do they smell better?

ayyyme 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:13

ahhh D;

richardcard82 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:23

Wow that's just cold blooded

hersheybar100 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:38

ydi if it didn't smell right why did u keep using it?? but also fyl cuz of what ur dad did..

MSThangg 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:47

that's disgusting. D: ew!

CreamyGoodness_1 7

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:48

that's dirty yo.

jbong 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 2:53

I say u should get him some for his birthday

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