Intimacy: Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant...

By Anonymous - 08/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML

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hchardman 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:41

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Jayy45 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:54

i actually LOL'ed at this xD haha. Well, you gotta clean that stank somehow.

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:13

Guess what you're giving your dad for fathers day? The same used pit stick & 5 more just like it used by you for the same purpose! :)

wowzah11 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 17:30

lol first you should throw out that deodorant and then you should tell you dad to wash his ass....

histiger4evr 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:31

ughhh that's nasty.. i'd pee in his cologne or something lol

sandybaybe 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:47

Oh shit

bananapanic127 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 19:09

Ew. That's actually so freaking disgusting...

lizliz23 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:23

EWWWWWWYYYYY

07freso 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:34

Suck it all out lol

aliwright 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:39

Ewwww :(

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