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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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josiemorehouse 12

hahaha typical guy!! :) next time, make it a hand job, it's easier on your jaw, lol!!!

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monkeyluvz 7

I would take that as a compliment! He likes the way your mouth works honey! :P

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HomeAl0ne 20

Well, it sounds like it's working for both of you, but maybe you need to amend the contract.

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Skatejock21 0

WIN! hahaha I am so jealous... I'd be MORE then happy to do dishes for a ********. Heck, I'll do laundry for a hand job as a second. If he did the dishes 3 times a day... you should be happy! He's happy he got a ******** and you're happy to have clean dishes. It's a win-win situation.

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TheNewGuy03 28

what are you waiting for, op? you have several loads to take care of! |the kid|

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jess6blondie9 2

Well that's your fault. You make a man work for a *******, he's gonna work for it.

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