Toys R Us

J…… - 07/02/2009 21:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML
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xNephilim 18

Sigh... This is just stupid. You're using slang yourself. The last time I checked, 'fucktard' was no real word.

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meganl_fml 0

ugh one time i was looking for a pic to upload of me and found one of my mom and her toys i was scared for a long time after that

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tennistjp2 0

LOL haha ur moms...... LOL

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mils_fml 0

WTF is wrong with your mom. Tell her to **** your dad

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xNephilim 18

Couples use sex toys all the time. Even big black rubber cocks.

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gothnotemo 0

Put it in a hot dog bun then go up to her and say. "hey mom, how's a hot dog sound? U can chew it, suck it, whatever u want.". Then show it to her

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

YDI for using the word '****'. I hate how these ******* morons who use dumb slang. it's called a PENIS. And actually, you found a *****. God, use correct terminology, you fucktards.

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xNephilim 18

Sigh... This is just stupid. You're using slang yourself. The last time I checked, 'fucktard' was no real word.

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lostcrazydiamond 10

So, 23, during sex what do you say? "Thrust your erect penis into my ****** repeatedly! Harder! Reach ejaculation!"

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Sidneh 0

That reminds me of Lock Stock & Two smoking barrels xD A guy get's beaten to death with a big black *****. Gross you had to find your mom's though o.ô

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popoman 0

Use it on yourself. You'll become closer to your mother. See, there's always a positive solution.

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touchesthelight 8

LOL, seriously?! Be sure to wash it first, though :P

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CrystalDragon45 0

I would have probably screamed if that happened to me.

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Cristaderzi 0

In Alabama you could have her arrested! Sad huh??!!

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Anteezy 7

I find this FML kind of hard to believe, so your mom kept a severed penis from a black dude in her cabinet? Or did she kept a ***** in it? That would be way less shocking. And if it's the latter you should learn English OP and ydi

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Tarak_fml 7

you're a f*ckin idiot. of course it wasn't a severed penis from a black guy

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xNephilim 18

Ah, the stupidity of some people.... Penises usually aren't made of RUBBER, which the OP clearly stated it was, so stop being an idiot.

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