By Snickers - 12/05/2012 04:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
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klovemachine 24

It's just a candy bar. That's not worth getting a ticket for! YDI

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mattorama 15

Do you have health insurance? You don't need a diet, you need a psychologist. If eating a chocolate bar causes that kind of anxiety, you need to talk to somebody. Not saying you need to get on heavy meds or anything, but you need to talk to somebody.

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Levvy 22

If you think a bunch of total strangers at a red light just magically "knew" you were on a diet in the first place, there is just the tiniest of tiny chances you might be schizophrenic. Likelier, though, that it's just excessive anxiety.

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vanessa20783 6

earth to people, when you feel like you're doing something wrong, any can spook you. however I don't believe OP panicked enough to run a red light in front of a cop.

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linkinpark98 23

Are you sure that was chocolate your addicted to?

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AnneeSo 6

You must be a very anxious person. I don't think anyone cares if you cheat your diet.

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C25_fml 4

I can't believe it ... You could have killed someone ! What if there were a kid crossing the street ? OP, you totally deserved it, I hope you got a huge fine and felt very stupid.

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bubu93_fml 1

hahhahaha u must have felt so stupid.i step on the gas wen i panic too

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