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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By theunluckylifeofme - 26/06/2013 20:33 - United States - Gilroy

Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML

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By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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You deserved it 5 798

Invasion of privacy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2025 21:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was hiding in the toilets at work, catching a quick pee/phone/vape break between patients. Pants down, scrolling my phone, puffing away. Suddenly the stall door opens and my manager is standing in front of me, staring. The stall door latch hadn’t closed properly. Now I can’t look her in the eye. FML

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You deserved it 536

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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You deserved it 3 817

Are you good?

By I tried - 23/11/2025 00:00

Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML

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You deserved it 265

By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 881

An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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You deserved it 11 984

By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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HeyyShayy 15

Monday 21 December 2015 14:22

You should've said something! Isn't there a law against public indecency?

anonymuse_fml 31

Monday 21 December 2015 14:15

How does someone not notice that? Wouldn't it be cold?

Comments

jerbear91 18

Monday 21 December 2015 14:47

I probably would have looked. idk why. just seems like something I'd do.

whitnayfortooh 29

Monday 21 December 2015 17:33

id look. ..especially if I knew they were trying to be funny I would make it obvious I was looking. ..probably reach for it to

MandieL 27

Monday 21 December 2015 14:51

It was either a dare or a bet. Either way it is indecent exposure, and I hope he either gets caught and fined, or hurt enough to deter him from doing it again. Sorry you had to be the unfortunate victim to his idea of fun.

buckdharma 37

Monday 21 December 2015 14:51

By any chance, was this a BP station?

nonsensical 26

Monday 21 December 2015 15:15

It was you, wasn't it?

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 21 December 2015 16:07

BP standing for "Bitty Penis"?

freddygasman 18

Monday 21 December 2015 19:50

as in itty bitty penis maybe

O0hdear 21

Monday 21 December 2015 14:53

that's just nasty.

Sansonnet 1

Monday 21 December 2015 15:07

******* destroy, I'm gonna kill you and your entire family, bitch !!!

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Monday 21 December 2015 15:08

Rock out with your **** out, that's what I always say.

gobiteme2 34

Monday 21 December 2015 15:51

Feel for you OP what a dick move on his part. In the state I live in it's not consider indecent exposure, only way they could be charged be if they tried to sexual arouse themselves or the other person. How's that for being F upped.

GGregoire 16

Monday 21 December 2015 15:55

Say hello to my little friend

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 21 December 2015 16:13

I had that happen when I delivered pizza. I simply asked him if he was out of his rabid ass mind, and refused to give him his pizza or take his money until he was properly dressed. I think he watched too much gay ****, because shit was not going to play out like that.