Health: Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 00:19 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

You've got yourself one hell of a creeper. FYL.

vespergreen 17

Friday 7 December 2012 8:43

Have a can of pepper spray on standby for self-defence!!

Comments

seahorse23 3

Friday 7 December 2012 13:55

Put moisturizing cream twice a day! (aloes is the best)

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Friday 7 December 2012 14:04

That's hella creepy. FYL !

FelicityWishes 32

Friday 7 December 2012 14:17

What do you mean "she can't take no for an answer?" Does she hold you down and force you to peel her skin? YDI for giving in.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 7 December 2012 14:20

Visualize yourself shooting this person in the head, bashing their head in with a blunt object, or stabbing them in the head with something sharp and/or pointy. I have no doubt that when the zombie apocalypse begins, people who want to peel other people's sunburned skin off will be the first group to turn!

yusaku02 20

Friday 7 December 2012 14:35

Girls have weird fetishes. Both my sister and my girlfriend love to pop other people's pimples.

Krystallkitty13 1

Friday 7 December 2012 15:33

Just be like "I don't know you like that. Only my girlfriend gets to touch me like that!"

barefootchic 6

Friday 7 December 2012 15:58

If she touches you, push her away. Does she have you strapped to a table or something? Don't b afraid to take steps if she's making you uncomfortable.