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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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Friday 23 September 2011 12:16

I think your wife needs to grow up.

saIty 17

Friday 23 September 2011 12:17

Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.

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thiscrazything 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:27

Sorry, but your wife is an idiot.

dabassxslappa 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:38

How old is your wife, 15? Seriously grow the **** up and watch a decent show.

token_blackguy 18

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:12

sounds like a reason to divorce her.

allknowingbrony 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 17:38

you let your wife make you watch Jersey Shore????? MEOW - *whip sound*

Mourningstar 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:19

YDI dude, you married her, its to late to complain now.........

TOPS_fml 5

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:29

Sleep the floor? In your living room? Don't you have a couch or something?

HeatherHNJ 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 20:33

If your wife looks as bloated and gross as Snooki then I don't blame you! That shows a joke!

ashley6789 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 2:55

Exactly why Jersey shore can SUCK IT.

Mannie_G 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 8:15

Liking jersey shore is an automatic deal breaker for me. I notice most of the fans are as insane and/or stupid as those people. GTFO while you can.

wickedeva 2

Sunday 25 September 2011 8:26

Please do not procreate with this woman

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