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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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Friday 23 September 2011 12:16

I think your wife needs to grow up.

saIty 17

Friday 23 September 2011 12:17

Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.

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CurlyChica808 4

Friday 23 September 2011 23:17

And was she mad at you because you didn't care about Quinn leaving the Glee Club?

sguitaradam 5

Friday 23 September 2011 23:35

Isn't 15 a little young to marry?

jayfishing 0

Friday 23 September 2011 23:41

The woman's always right dude.

theybebitchin 4

Friday 23 September 2011 23:45

wtf

saturnsonic 3

Friday 23 September 2011 23:50

You Need to Divorce this Woman ASAP!!!

Swanky_Panky 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:14

Dude for real??? Grow some balls and man up to her!! It's a damn tv show!!!

corrinaswan 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:22

Jersey Shore sucks

EpicLovee 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:53

Why don't you sleep on the couch?

xxlexayxx 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 1:21

Snooki thanks u back

Alastrina_fml 20

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:31

That's beyond pathetic.....Jersey Shore SUCKS!!!

rtellez06 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 2:33

YDI for watching Jersey Shore!

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