By wittlegirl - 13/07/2011 18:16 - United States

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Today, my parents think that I don't understand all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table, "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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tnlander 20

Try the shock reply. "Dad no one at this table wants to eat your ****. Now can I please finish my dinner?" That will shut him up.

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ak2580 0

243. who doesn't enjoy long walks on beaches we have so much in commen

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bubo_fml 10

How does he know how a dick tastes?

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Bullfrogg22 0

Sad and strange how your dad knows what his "sausage" tastes like.

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Bullfrogg22 0

Sad and strange your dad knows that his "sausage" tastes great.

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Coolbreezer 0

not smart ass. but at least they still have the hots for one another. now for the smart ass part. did she put garnishes on it or like it with cheese?

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neongurl98 10

My parents do the same thing in front my sister and I! In 13 and she's 15 going on 16! We both know what they're talking about but they have no idea!

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NaggerHagger 6

That's the point

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