By wittlegirl - 13/07/2011 18:16 - United States

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Today, my parents think that I don't understand all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table, "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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tnlander 20

Try the shock reply. "Dad no one at this table wants to eat your ****. Now can I please finish my dinner?" That will shut him up.

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skreech96 0

you should say something next time, like whenever my dad says something like that I say, "WHAT THE **** DAD IM STANDING RIGHT HERE!" Usually works.

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Arch27 27

I don't really want to know why your dad knows his "sausage" is "tastier".

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xxxsalinaxxx 9

old limp sausage :(

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cheifsneaky 0

I have that same problem, but with my dad and his girlfriend

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lalalovebiancaa 0

you shouldve took his dinner sausage & slapped him acro§s thÉ face with it

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cameron194 9

lol raise a scene next time he says something like that, like "more like a cocktail weenie" .. or just resort to wippin yours out every time they say something sexual

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XxAlex777xX 0

my parents do the same Nd in spanish

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