Money: Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white...

By thanksalot - 11/07/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

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You deserved it 4 726

Priorities

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 04:00 - Australia

Today, my mum bought a boat. She still hasn’t paid me back the $1000 she owes me. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Kilamo - 14/05/2018 20:30

Today, I told my mom I had 73 cents in my checking account. She gave me a penny and told me I had 74 cents and it was even now. Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 903

Christmas hint

By SpongeBob - 26/12/2022 18:00

Today, my wife gave me my Christmas gift, a novelty kitchen sponge, then suggested I try it out on the sink full of dishes. FML

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You deserved it 1 066

By mybmw - 14/10/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML

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You deserved it 4 438

By veevee - 17/08/2009 08:31 - Australia

Today, I noticed my dishwasher wouldn't turn on. After shelling out $120 call-out fee, I was a little miffed when the technician walked in, pressed the 'unlock' function and walked out again. FML

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You deserved it 53 166

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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You deserved it 3 971

A bit rich

By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 05:00 - United States

Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML

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You deserved it 103

Chill out, Mom

By poor girl - 27/06/2020 05:03

Today, my mom came over for dinner. She lost her mind, screaming and yelling, because my oven melted the dollar store cooking dish that she insisted on using. Never mind the fact I’m going to have to pay a couple hundred, if not a thousand dollars for a new stove. Oh no, she’s out a whole buck. FML

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You deserved it 134

Sick ride, dude

By RdL - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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Saturday 11 July 2009 9:51

What a bitch thing to do, but clever.

Samael_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:23

Why is it that parents think it's so damn funny to trick their kids into thinking they bought them a large gift when they actually bought them something small? Doesn't sound like anything but a good way to get your kid to resent the hell out of you, if you ask me. And no, I'm not saying kids ought to expect any large gifts from their parents, but I still think it's entirely unnecessary to trick your child into thinking they're getting something they're not.

Comments

heavenandhell 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:40

Lmao that's funny. And number 17 maby you and the op should just get a sense of humour.

0burton0 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:52

seriously.. i doubt her mom did that to be a bitch. its funny. it sounds like #17 has some mommy and daddy issues if a stupid little joke bothers him that much.

Samael_fml 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:55

Not really. That kind of stunt simply strikes me as a ******** move.

UncombedCoconut 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:49

Did your apartment really not have one?

drybamboo 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:51

Your mom is hilarz.

maddi27 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:51

at least she was thinking of you! :p

IDoNotHaveAIDS 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:54

You deserve it for not already having said dishwasher.

curlyfriez 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:58

all i gotta say iS HAHAHA!!

emilysanftwsom 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:00

Not really an FML, since kids in third world countries have nothing. Be grateful you have a roof over your head.

Nine001 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 4:07

Dude that makes no sense...Who cares about 3rd worldcountries.We aren't in them because we are more civilized.

lamescreename 0

Monday 4 July 2011 18:57

excuse me?

FranzFerdinand 18

Tuesday 17 April 2012 22:18

Yeeeaaah, you could say that about pretty much every FML. "Bad" is relative, you know… we live in the developed world and we're very fortunate, but it's not like things never suck just because of that. I try to judge on how mean things are based on the person's reaction and not the thing itself. It seems to me that OP was actually bothered by this (instead of just being mildly annoyed) and I think it's douchey that OP's parents would do that to them knowing that this would probably be the reaction. So I'd say FYL to the OP.