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I would only be worried if your dad actually wants to wear the speedos.
My mom is all for buying me yoga pants when she can. Wearing them everyday is a bit extreme but there is nothing wrong with wearing them out when you're having a lazy day. And nobody can say they've never had one cause we all have
Some girls should definitely not wear yoga pants.. or leggings.. or anything else skin-tight to begin with. Idk how many women I've seen wear them who think they look good that are really only showing off the craters in their ass and the butt's equivalence of a double chin. *shudders* Maybe OP's mom isn't being as blunt as she needs to be about why she wants her to stop wearing them.. Or maybe OP's yoga pants are too flattering since she's a minor. Either way, putting her dad in a position to get arrested Pee-Wee-style probably isn't the wisesr course of action :/
-pulls up in a van and slides open the door- "want a pice of candy little girl?" I know... ... That was bad,but I could not resist.
It's called common decency! You totally deserve it. By the way, usually it's considered slutty to wear them to school. A nice, comfy pair of jeans in always my choice! Though my school is online now, so I can even go naked and no one will care. :D
You're a guy, can you honestly say you know what it's like to feel bloated and none of your jeans fit or feel comfortable and because for girls who wear yogas once in awhile to school their still called ***** when they are decent and have an off day?
It's cool, you know, because it's a fad. Seriously though, the yoga pants, nude tights, and shit gets REAL old..
Comfy or not, it's basically walking naked with body paint, kinda beating the whole ''clothes'' concept. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the sight on a sexy girl, but therein lies the problem too. If you think it's gross for the father-speedo thing, imagine how weird it is to see his daughter's butt-crak and cameltoe that often. Didn't see it that way did you?
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for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
Damn, I love yoga pants