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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By swmmr - 07/08/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Thursday 12 January 2012 11:13

Look, momma doesn't need to get all pissy just because you look good. ;]

mixmaster647 2

Thursday 12 January 2012 11:19

Moms are getting awesome lately on fml

Yeskah 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 11:20

Yoga pants are not meant to be worn for regular day activities. Only for exercise, chilling at home, or even to walk your dog. But not for grocery shopping, shopping at the mall, nor school.

Tormemta 0

Friday 13 January 2012 0:05

Who the hell decides when and where it's appropriate to where yoga pants?

gene818 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 11:56

Dad: "I'm sexy and I know it!"

Clamcreepy 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:32

Don't worry because I'm pretty sure your dad would not want to embarrass his self like that just to get you to stop wearing pants..it just doesn't fit the bill in my opinion

Chad_the_Brony 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:43

Stop wearing them, cameltoe.

RaggleFrock 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 14:25

#106 stop looking at my area.

tobedd 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:13

It's like a car crash, you can't help but look

iluvbunniesmore 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:47

Tell your friend he's a new member of lmfao you know the band

kowthamravi 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:51

I love yoga pants keep wearing them

Steph101088 4

Thursday 12 January 2012 12:59

Wearing skin tight yoga pants every single day? Those are relaxing clothes not school clothes. Do you not have any other clothes? I see where your mom is coming from. Hopefully you change your clothing style soon..... For your dads sake as well!;-)

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 13:11

You prob wear Ugg boots too don't ya?

bobbycorwen 5

Friday 13 January 2012 6:39

And a crew neck sweat shirt with a Ralph Lauren polo hat.

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