Kids: Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old...

By friedbutter - 28/10/2012 14:53 - Canada - Pickering

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

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By Latina - 11/01/2013 10:24 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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By Username - 21/07/2011 11:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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That's entertainment

By Liam - 12/07/2022 04:00

Today, my son and his girl best friend have been dancing around each other for a year, unwilling to make the first move. It's a great source of entertainment for my wife, while I just want to yell at them to kiss already, but my wife has threatened "CONSEQUENCES" if I ruin the fun she has watching their teen drama. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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katdaiken 16

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:56

That's hilarious!

Cavebone 5

Sunday 28 October 2012 18:58

That's how I met my wife...

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Nickel05 15

Sunday 28 October 2012 22:04

Your husband rocks! We totally did the Gangnam Style at my wedding.

ellytoad 13

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:21

So... he told him to dance and sing in front of them? I don't get it.

doodlecloud 26

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:43

I voted YDI because OP referred to it twice as 'THE gangnam style'. Is that bad?

Dawnxxoo 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:53

gangnam style dance is sooo sexy duh

slapsface 10

Monday 29 October 2012 0:13

Today, the kid i was baby sitting fell down the stairs. FML

dyehardxen 19

Monday 29 October 2012 0:20

To be honest, I've gotten laid by dancing Gangnam Style. OP's husband may be on to something.

sweetmama88 6

Monday 29 October 2012 0:54

Dear lord ! Omg

0_0ha 13

Monday 29 October 2012 1:09

"Now let's (badly) dance like the idiotic Psy followers we are into the sunset." "Oh yes my Korean pimp follower!"

abbehleigh 1

Monday 29 October 2012 1:10

That is awesome!!

dukemyster8 4

Monday 29 October 2012 1:50

It works... Rofl

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